Monday, May 10, 2010

The very last Ozrim post of the year!

Hagafen
OZRIM™ 2009-2010
3809 Pilot Drive
Plano, Texas 75025
972-712-1198
deichelbaum@edlaw.com

May 10, 2010


Dear Ozrim:

Our final letter of the 2009-2010 year! This Sunday we meet at 8 a.m. for our awards banquet – there will be root beer floats, flavored cream cheese, donuts, orange juice, etc. Lots of trophies and awards. We will recognize the seniors. Please do not be late – WE MEET IN ROOM 200! We will also have a visit from the first full blooded Ozeret, Leila Herbert.
WEAR YOU OZRIM SHIRT for pictures this Sunday – everyone! Also, do not forget Operation Flying Squirrel.
Josh was almost Frick (he thought it was awards day), but Zach got into the door first and won. Josh had his balloon taken away.
Zach had the triple layer look, but Reese and Ari (bow tie) won GQ. Jake dressed casually. Vanity Fair was shared by Alexa, Kelly, Kyra, Morgan, Rachel, and Candace. Kyra also played barbershop cutting off split ends. Rachel brought flowers for Mother’s Day for her teachers (nice). Jeremy is an uncle-2B. Laura is the donut lady.
Morgan the Instigator has great new rubber bands; she also wins the Waddle Award. Mason is a fan of Watchmen (it is a series about the Timex family). Jonathon was traded by his teacher for a player to be named later. Mose had a new ‘do. Carl defended Captain Ahab. Paul visited.
Hana was a hallway teacher. Lydia, Ari, and Bari led their classes without a teacher (and Emma). Excellent job – you guys did a terrific job. Ari sat in apple juice. Garrett unraveled head phones.
See you Sunday!
Dennis

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Two More Weeks!!!

Hagafen
OZRIM™ 2009-2010
3809 Pilot Drive
Plano, Texas 75025
972-712-1198
deichelbaum@edlaw.com

May 3, 2010


Dear Ozrim:

And then there were two. Two minute abs. This will blow eight minutes abs right out of the water. Two chipmunks sitting on a branch, eating lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch. You know, that old children’s tale …from the sea. It’s like when you’re dreaming about gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly brie time, baby. Two days left of class. Whoohoo!
Kyra’s notes were a little difficult to read, so if I misinterpreted them I apologize in advance. Zach and Jeremy receive plaudits for their amazing singing and hand motions; Val did not know my songs. Lydia knew them, Ari probably not. Laura knew the songs but was pretty quiet.
Reese downed the most lox this week and worked 6th grade. Jake received kudos from Rosie for his teaching and taking over when the sub did not show on time. He also won GQ.
Mason was proud to have returned – first time he missed in three years. Rachel made it into clinical, which is quite a big deal. Bari is filling out her college forms. Bari also won Vanity Fair, and a student confused Rabbi Paley for her father – nothing to do with being pale, I am sure.
Morgan and Jonathon talked homeless people. Kyra had frilly feet. Mose is as close to his purple shirt as Carl is to his orange and gray. Max Gru and Garrett wore fruit stripes, while Kyra and Max Gre wore matching outfits. Everyone was proud of Lydia making it to the teacher appreciation breakfast – she did arrive slightly late after the awards were given out.
Hana had to discipline a child, and Ari won Frick (if you do not count Bari and Emma arriving at 8 because I told them the wrong time). Alexa is already lobbying for a particular job assignment next year. Laura apparently has some inside scoop on President Obama and National Jewish Month.
All of you wanting to return next year need to grab, complete and return an application form. They are online or you can pick one up in the adult lounge on Sunday.
Happy Mother’s Day – do not forget to wish your mother a happy day AS YOU LEAVE TO COME TO CLASS! See you Sunday.
Dennis