Sunday, October 25, 2009

October 26

Hagafen
OZRIM™ 2009-2010
3809 Pilot Drive
Plano, Texas 75025
972-712-1198
deichelbaum@edlaw.com

October 26, 2009

Dear Ozrim:

This Sunday there is no school – you get a day off! Sleep in, Hana. This week Frick goes to Garrett. Those timely to the meeting were Garrett, Hana, Carl, Zach, Reese and Mason. Every week we have class we will have a meeting at 8:45 unless notified otherwise. The key to being timely is to be able to find your keys (ask Bari).
This week Vanity Fair was shared by Rachel, Bari, and Alexa. Morgan said she was going to wear a tie, but instead she looked like the Woman in Red (Ana Sage…or Kelly LaBrock).
Jeremy and Bari get the Waddle Award for showing up after homecoming. Jeremy got kudos from his teacher.
This week’s GQ is new – Reese with his dog wearing ties tie and Ari with his weatherman orange tie. Both looked very sharp. Jonathan gets honorable mention because he looked sharper than his older brother Josh at his sister Darcy’s bat mitzvah.
Kim was eating her blackberries and breakfast in the parking lot, with Kelly watching. Later, Kim went to get a drink, with Kelly watching. Apparently, Kelly is either Kim’s bodyguard or groupie.
Kyra taught by herself, and found out that there is an Ozrim letter and it is a blog! Man-in-tie (Max Gru) wasn’t. Carl apparently cannot wear a tie due to Man-in-Tie. Alexa likes challah heals. Laura found traffic on Central Expressway.
The Bears were humiliating this week. I am so ashamed. But that Favvvre guy lost. J
See you in two Sunday. Dennis

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

October 19, 2009

Hagafen
OZRIM™ 2009-2010
3809 Pilot Drive
Plano, Texas 75025
972-712-1198
deichelbaum@edlaw.com

October 19, 2009

Dear Ozrim:

This week’s meeting is at 8:30 a.m. Please do not be late. And congrats goes to Val and Candace, Candace and Val, for not only arriving timely, but for arriving early by 40 minutes (Frick winners)! Excellent commitment (or lack of time management). Also early were Morgan, Jake, Jeremy, Lydia, Paul and Kim.
Please – no more gum! It is unprofessional for Ozrim to be chewing cud in class. You may not act or feel it, but you want to look mahhhvelous. Please ask your parents to explain all 70’s and 80’s references.
Andrew is into bubble wands. Val worked with a homesick child this week, while Morgan wore her Pocahontas boots, and even looked like her! Bari offered up her car in exchange for an Ozrim check, and Josh wants to take her up on it (too bad SHE doesn’t own a car). Kim was bathroom patrol, and Rachel spent her time passing out … bread and nametags. Mose may have contracted “the swine” from a student, and Max Gre wore matching shirt and tennis shoes. Ari moved from pen to pencil behind the ear, and wore clothes to match his teacher. Alexa is DaVinci reincarnated. Garrett is the next Alfred Hitchcock.
Laura did not win Frick – that is page two, according to Paul Harvey. Josh taught tribes, and Jonathan is the organizational specialist. In the Anti-Ruach awards, Candace told a child she was tired, and Lydia never sang in music – you are supposed to be role models for spirit and enthusiasm.
This week Jake won GQ, with Max as honorable mention because he wore his collar up. Max Gru and Carl both saw Vivica in the back playground. Hana lost and found workbooks. Paul wore male Ugs, and Lydia won Vanity Fair. Jeremy is apparently also known as Robin of Loxley. Andrew lost Reese, so we do not have something to write about him (at least we did not lose a student). Mason thinks he is Mr. Rogers in a rocking chair.
Do not forget to check your mailbox, and take your candy. We are into the good candy this week. Yum.
Yes, the Bears played poorly. At least the Cowboys beat “bye.” See you Sunday. Dennis

Monday, October 12, 2009

October 12, 2009

Hagafen
OZRIM™ 2009-2010
3809 Pilot Drive
Plano, Texas 75025
972-712-1198
deichelbaum@edlaw.com

October 12, 2009

Dear Ozrim:

Well, the weather is turning a tad colder, as we crank up for this week’s Bless the Pets. We will start this Sunday with an OZRIM ONLY meeting at 9:00 a.m. in the library. Val (the dancing star) and Candace want to remind everyone not to be late.
This week the Frick award went to Bari. She and Zac seem to be twin Wolverines. Jonathan not only plays a mean whiffle ball game, but he is also hard to find, hidden in his classroom. Jeremy was also hidden, so all I have is something about the Wolfpack, but I do not know what that means (remember, I get some of this from Andrew, so if it does not make sense, that is usually his contribution). Andrew still has no assistant.
This week’s Waddle Award goes to Rachel for showing up after a late night Sweet 16 party. Mason was dragged by his student to class. Hanah, pronounced Hanah, is a Starbucks snob, too good for Temple coffee. Kelly announced that her class thinks she has children. Lydia was missed during dance. Carl was back in orange, and has his own table in class. Max Gre is the sticker king, and Kyra won the Ultra Brite Smile Award.
Paul wants to meet each and every one of you and learn your name. Ari is starting a new fashion, this time not with belt buckles or long key chains, but with the pen behind the ear; I like the look. Laura is shooting for her perfect attendance award as “old faithful.” Is it just me or does Garrett look smarter with his glasses on?
Josh played Moses this week. GQ went this week to Jake (matching clothes) and Max Gru (unmatched clothing), with Mose getting honorable mention. Something about the beatnik bear though, he looks like he should be reading poetry in Greenwich Village.
This week’s Vanity Fair, Alexa, also wins the Nurse Ratchet Award for bringing three children to the office ill. She is the Typhoid Mary of Ozrim.
Reese will be out-voted, but he wants tzedakah to go to the Ozrim (way to support the mission of being a role model for charity, Reese).
We are testing this blog system to see if you read it. This is called eco-friendly (some call it eco-cheap). If you read this blog, please click on and let her know you have read it. Thanks! See you Sunday. Dennis

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

October 4 Update

Hagafen
OZRIM™ 2009-2010
3809 Pilot Drive
Plano, Texas 75025
972-712-1198
deichelbaum@edlaw.com

October 4, 2009

Dear Ozrim:

A disappointing turnout this past week – we were missing 10 Ozrim! On the other hand, congratulations to Andrew, Carl, and Zach for winning the Waddle Award and showing up the day after homecoming – for many it was still the same day). This showed dedication and professionalism, and we appreciate the effort. Best wishes to Jeremy to get over the piggy flu.
Laura and Heather won the Frick Award for being earliest. The GQ war has begun anew, with Jake and Max Grunewald both wearing ties and looking sharp. We had several grey twins, including Reese and Mason – I think they are identical cousins, like Patty Duke, and Rachel/Alexa (the Doublemint Twins).
Max Green won the Muablehcie Award for the best coverage in his class. We also learned about some of our Ozrim – like Jonathan cannot get distracted when counting, yet Alexa and Rachel have trouble counting to 15. Rachel also spilled apple juice. J
Max Grunewald showed us that lulav shaking is not taught at St. Marks. Mose was “helping with the Hebrew thing.”
Bari taught the Lulav and Etrog 101 to her class, and Hana almost had to teach her class (she also has the incredible shrinking student in her class). Andrew ran the temple with lulavs and etrogs all day.
Garrett wants to remind everyone that the sign-in is next to the kitchen.
Vanity Fair goes to Kyra and Laura – Kyra also had the Barbara Eden ‘do. Jake thinks he is a prophet, and Mason is worrying about conspiracies.
Please keep count of your students. We had to look for a student this past week because they did not make it back immediately from services – either lead or be the caboose, but the kids should not get away or behind you.
This week we have an 8:30 a.m. meeting –do not be late. I hope all of you will stay Sunday after class for lunch and wiffle ball!
Bears are now 3-1. Can you hear the Super Bowl Shuffle introduction starting yet? See you Sunday.
Dennis